So, listen up, here's the deal. We just put our new film project up on Kickstarter, and we need people like YOU to help fund it. Here's the link:

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Even if you can't afford to pledge any money, you can still help out by sharing the link with all your friends.

In case you're thinking, "why should I give my hard-earned cash to these bozos?" Here's some examples of our past work, all zero-budget. Imagine how awesome it could be if we had money!

[link] - The Long, Slow Death of a Twenty-Something has been picked up for DVD and VOD distribution!

[link] - Our latest finished project, a web miniseries called The Rise and Fall of the Filthy Maggots.

[link] - An old example of our cinematography abilities - Patchy will be ten times as good.